:no:If you are overweight, obese - go by boat and train - or pay up for an airlines "fat tax".
It's well past April Fools Day and the myriad of jokes that accompany April 1 each year.
You didn't think you would get away with all that excess weight did you? Your obesity may be catching up with you - may actually fly past you!
A British Court of Appeals victory for two airlines may have paved the way for airlines everywhere to introduce a "fat tax" for overweight passengers.
Judges have decided that key elements of Britain's disability and discrimination laws do not apply to passengers who have entered an aircraft.
So it may be time for a new diet, time to join a gym, time to lose some weight or you will be paying a fat tax every time you fly!!