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Friday, September 27, 2013

The Americas Cup will not be the NZ Cup this year...

Lets just congratulate the winners and commiserations to the losers at this stage. Dean Barker and his crew can hold their heads up high and be proud of their contributions to one of the greatest Americas Cup regattas ever. There will be a lot written about this Americas Cup campaign in coming weeks.

Monday, September 23, 2013

Norm and Bazza got married...

English: Vaseline Logo
English: Vaseline Logo (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

    Chelsea and Garden
    Norm and Bazza got married.
    They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they went back to Norm's Mum and Dad's house for their first married night together.
    In the morning, Johnny, (Norm's little brother), got up and had his breakfast. As he went out of the door to go to school, he asked his Mum if Norman and Barry were up. She replied, "No".
    Johnny asked, "Do you know what I think?" His Mum replied, "I don't want to hear what you think!
    Just go to school."
    Johnny came home for lunch and asked his Mum, "Are Norman and Barry up yet?" She replied, "No."
    Johnny said, "Do you know what I think?" His Mum replied, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."
    After school, Johnny came home and asked again, "Are Norman and Barry up yet?" His Mum said, "No."
    He asked, "Do you know what I think?" His Mum replied, "OK, now tell me what you think."
    He says: "Last night Norman came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my aeroplane glue." Facebook Twitter Email
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Sunday, September 22, 2013

Roger Whittaker: I don't believe in If anymore...

Roger Whittaker
Cover of Roger Whittaker

  • I don't believe in IF any more. ( song )

    "I Don't Believe In If Anymore" http://youtu.be/-Lx8c3-djc8 written by Roger Whittaker and released as a single in 1970. If you enjoyed this you may also enjoy "The Last Farewell"http://youtu.be/Su241KaPctg
    Now if you load your rifle right
    And if you fix your bayonet so
    And if you kill that man my friend
    The one we call the foe
    And if you do it often lad
    And if you do it right
    You'll be a hero overnight
    You'll save your country from her plight
    Remember God is always right
    If you survive to see the sight
    A friend now greeting foe
    No you won't believe in If anymore
    If's an illusion
    If's an illusion
    No you won't believe in If anymore
    If is for children
    If is for children
    Building daydreams
    If I knew then what I know now
    (I thought I did you know somehow)
    If I could have the time again
    I'd take the sunshine leave the rain
    If only time would trickle slow
    Like rain that melts the fallen snow
    If only Lord if only
    If only Lord if only
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Monday, September 9, 2013

A canyon longer than the Grand Canyon, was found buried under Greenland ice-sheet. Simply incredible...

The hidden canyon is up to half a mile deep, six miles wide and stretches for 466 miles beneath the country’s giant ice sheet.
It is thought to have been carved out by a meandering river more than four million years ago – at a time before ice covered the area and humans were just beginning to evolve from primates.
Read more here:


The Green Planet blog


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A small thought for the day...

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:yes:"If you think someone small can't make a difference, try to sleep with a mosquito in the room

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Another piece of Munzly's Stuff and Nonsense...

  • Munzly's Stuff and Nonsense

    The Saga of E.Chaw Greens
    How wild is thy distopiary,
    With tumstall leaves a'rye.
    Can there be o'greenyness,
    To asperitate this tiny mess,
    And doest thy tall slip dye?
    Well shall our annimariant,
    Sigh, groat and patient pant.
    For 'tis crost like cruet buns,
    To live this oar of funnytuns,
    And oft slive to recant.
    Why not withall missolginate,
    Thy cransh is not orl'e'ate.
    Foulfall fails to clear the bend,
    For by chain is flush distend,
    And strands thy orful monumate.
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