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Sunday, December 22, 2013

A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from Lower Hutt, Wellington,NZ...

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Saturday, December 21, 2013

Show him the badge...

RUEBEN OLDLAND IS A THIRD GENERATION RANCHER O...
RUEBEN OLDLAND IS A THIRD GENERATION RANCHER ON PICEANCE CREEK - NARA - 552561 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)


A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed out the location. The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want... On any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?!"

The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores. Moments later the rancher heard loud screams, he looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the ranchers big Santa Gertrudis Bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The old rancher threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs......

"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!"

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Friday, December 20, 2013

Hutt's Blogesphere - My thoughts today...: Goodbye money....

Hutt's Blogesphere - My thoughts today...: Goodbye money....: Walt Disney World Resort (Photo cred Goodbye money... A family took a trip to Disney World . After three exhausting days, ...

Goodbye money....

Walt Disney World Resort
Walt Disney World Resort (Photo cred

Goodbye money...

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A family took a trip to Disney World. After three exhausting days, they headed home. As they drove away, the son waved and said, “Goodbye, Mickey.”
The daughter waved and said, “Goodbye, Minnie.”
The husband waved, rather weakly, and said, “Goodbye, Money.”
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Monday, December 16, 2013

I was just trying to help...

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A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do you live here?" "Yep". "Would you like me to help you upstairs?" "Yep". When they got up on the second floor, the good person asked "Is this your floor?" "Yep".
Then the good samaritan got to thinking that maybe he didn't want to face the man's irate and tired wife because she may think he was the one who got the man drunk. So, he opened the first door he came to and shoved him through it then went back downstairs. However, when he went back outside, there was another drunk. So he asked that drunk "Do you live here?" "Yep". "Would you like me to help you upstairs?" "Yep". So he did and put him in the same door with the first drunk. Then went back downstairs.
Where, to his surprise, there was another drunk. So he started over to him. But before he got to him, the drunk staggered over to a policeman and cried "Please officer, protect me from this man.
help me.
He's been doing nothing all night long but taking me upstairs and throwing me down the elevator shaft.
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Saturday, December 14, 2013

Windows frozen...

Image representing Windows as depicted in Crun...
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:>>:yes:The following text messages were exchanged on a cold winters day.
Wife: “Windows frozen.”
Husband: “Pour some warm water over them.”
Wife: “Computer completely screwed up now.”
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Snake bites man on penis in a Ghana toilet

Snake bites man on penis in Ghana...

Friday, December 13, 2013

Word of the Day for Friday December 13, 2013...

English: A multi-volume Latin dictionary (Egid...
English: A multi-volume Latin dictionary (Egidio Forcellini: Totius Latinitatis Lexicon, 1858–87) in a table in the main reading room of the University Library of Graz. Picture taken and uploaded on 15 Dec 2005 by Dr. Marcus Gossler. Español: Diccionario de latín (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Word of the Day
Friday December 13, 2013

umbriferous \uhm-BRIF-er-uhs\ , adjective:  
  
casting or making shade.

Its white umbriferous blooms cover fields, ditches, and anywhere it can.
-- Wesley Henry, A Pilgrim's Path, 2007
Every city front or rear yard should be ornamented with one or two of these fruitiferous and umbriferous trees.
-- George J. Drews, Unfired Foods and Hygienic Dietetics for Prophylactic (preventative) Feeding, 1909

Umbriferous comes from the Latin word umbra meaning "shade," and is related to the word "umbrella."
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Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Ashes to ashes...

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A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back in.
He says "What's this?"
She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there."
He says, "Jeez...oooh....I..."
She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray."

Sunday, December 1, 2013

Hutt's Blogesphere - My thoughts today...: A naturally made energy drink - Green tea and ora...

Hutt's Blogesphere - My thoughts today...: A naturally made energy drink - Green tea and ora...: Energy Drink Taste Test (Photo credit: torrez ) Forget all those expensive energy drinks down at the super-market or health shop. Mak...

A naturally made energy drink - Green tea and orange juice...

Energy Drink Taste Test
Energy Drink Taste Test (Photo credit: torrez)
Forget all those expensive energy drinks down at the super-market or health shop. Make your own below:

MAKE YOUR OWN ENERGY DRINK:


It's easy to make your own energy drink to give you a pickup and help keep you alert and focused. Just pop two green teabags into a pot of tea and steep for fifteen minutes, take the teabags out and allow to cool.

Combine the tea with equal parts of fresh orange juice and add a few sprigs of stimulating fresh mint andice cubes for a natural energy buzz.
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