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Saturday, July 2, 2011

The Princess and the Queen...

I recently discovered this little gem,  and just had to post it for you dear readers:


The Princess and the Queen...

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen so I outrank you. So put the tray-up, Bitch"

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7 comments:

BarMc said...

Love this one hutt :)

Kiwi Riverman's Blogesphere said...

I loved it too. I originally posted at Blog.co.uk but recycled to here. Hey, love seeing you here. Do you come here often?

peter

Kiwi Riverman's Blogesphere said...

Can't comment on your Blogger blog.

Paula Martin said...

So funny, thanks for the giggle!

Kiwi Riverman's Blogesphere said...

My pleasure, I'll look for more in the future!

Alana said...

Ha!

Kiwi Riverman's Blogesphere said...

Glad you liked it!