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Monday, March 17, 2014

Strangers in the night...


A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 a.m. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies,"How am I supposed to know? We're 200 miles inland!"and hangs up.

Her husband rolls over and asks,"Sweetheart, who was that?


"I don't know,some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear."

2 comments:

Di Hill said...

And you use a photo of the former Prime MInister of Australia and his wife????

peter petterson said...

Very alert. Just a file photo. Might have been true.