You threw the wrong one out the window and other stories...

Naked Women And Old Blokes Friday Funnies #104 Posted: 28 Feb 2014 01:05 AM PST Friday funnies has been around for over a year now and I’m happy to say it’s still going strong and is now more popular than my blogging for money posts. Some of the more popular Friday Funnies have had something to do with sex. Take theGolden Years Friday Funnies which had a gorgeous woman wearing the most revealing outfit imaginable. That post received nearly 2000 views in the first week! This week I’m going to try and outdo that post by incorporating some naked women in my post.   Naked Women In A Pond  An elderly man in the Atherton Tablelands in Queensland had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, a barbecue and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a twenty litre bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.  Even though he was enjoying the site of the naked women he thought it best to make the women aware of his presence causing them to go the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, ‘we’re not coming out until you leave!’ The old man frowned, ‘I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.’ Holding the bucket up he said, ‘I’m here to feed the crocodiles…’ Some old men can still think fast.   While that joke shows you just how smart some old guys can be, this next one shows another aspect of growing old. It involves some old blog going for a job interview. Job Interview: Human Resources Manager: “What is your greatest weakness?”  Old Man : “Honesty!” Human Resources Manager: “I don’t think honesty is a weakness.” Old Man : “I don’t give a fuck what you think.” Yep, it’s like they always say, honesty is the best policy   This next one shows that perhaps not every old bloke gets smarter with age.  I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: “Remove cap and push up bottom”. “I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely.” Old Man Trying To Pick Up Young Women Finally, a really funny video of this old bloke trying to pick up women. That’s it for this weeks Friday Funnies. Sure hope you enjoyed it. Don’t forget to share this post with your friends. See you nest Friday.   Copyright secured by Digiprove © 2014 The post Naked Women And Old Blokes Friday Funnies #104 appeared first onWassupBlog.

British Humor Friday Funnies #103 Man, I love Fridays, especially when I have the weekend off   Of course theres always the fact that Friday’s also means there is a new Friday Funnies post to look forward to. Right?   I figured that this time I’d introduce a little British humor. A Little British Humor On a crowded train, travelling from Paris to the South, a U.S. Marine on furlough walked the entire length of the train looking for a seat before realizing that the only seat available was currently occupied by a well-dressed, middle-aged French woman’s poodle. The weary Marine asked, “Ma’am, may I have that seat?” The French woman just sniffed, and said to no one in particular, “Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.” The Marine walked the entire length of the train again, and discovered that the only seat available was in fact the one currently being occupied by the poodle. Trudging tiredly back, the marine arrived once more before the French woman and said, “Please Ma’am, may I sit down? I’m very tired?” She snorted, “Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant. Why should I care if you are tired?” This time, the Marine didn’t say a word but simply picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, then sat down. The woman shrieked, “Someone, defend my honour! This American needs to be put in his place!” An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, “Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold your fork in the wrong hand and you drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.”