The 45
page colour instructional book entitled "Kicking Cats" guides men through the
process of kicking cats down flights of stairs without repercussions from their
spouse or girlfriends. "It isn't as easy as one would think to successfully do
and get away with", comments author John Moore. "I was caught numerous times by
my at the time girlfriends and eventually became determined to develop a
fail-proof process. This book represents years of studying, practicing, research
and an estimated 150 test cats. At first I was somewhat alarmed by my dislike
for cats, when considering how much my girlfriends and ex-wife liked them. But
after talking to scores of other men about my pent up feelings of anger towards
cats, I realized I was far from alone. That is why the introduction goes into
great detail about the history of cat kicking and some of the current theories
on men's hatred of cats. The secret to a successful kick is to first befriend
the cat, building its trust in you. It is when the cat is truly relaxed and
comfortable around you that you can then angle it towards the stair case for a
mighty punt."
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