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Sunday, June 2, 2013

One liners to get you going today...

It's Your Move
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  • One liners to get you laughing today...

    No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

    The maths teacher confiscated a rubber band slingshot in her class because it was a weapon of maths disruption.

    Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy woman who are interested in them? Try a bookstore under fiction.

    I used to work with two guys named Alan Beatty and Neville Buist. The pair made a great "Beatty and the Buist".

    Scientists say they have found the missing link - a little monkey. It lived on mostly twigs and berries, which makes it a direct ancestor of today's supermodel.

    The anti-aging ad I'd like to see is a baby covered in cream saying,"Oh, I've used too much!"

    I keep my office cold. Just because my dreams have died, that doesn't mean they shouldn't be well preserved.

    "A good education is the next best thing to a pushy mother

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