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Saturday, April 2, 2011

Your parrot is definately dead - here's the bill...

A Scarlet Macaw riding a small tricycle at an ...Image via WikipediaA woman arrived at the vet with her parrot lying claws-up at the bottom of the cage. The vet pronounced the bird dead. "Are you positive?" she cried. "Couldn't he have just fainted?"

The vet sighed, left the surgery and returned with a labrador. The dog stood on its hind legs, sniffed the parrot, turned to the vet and shook its head. The vet led it away and returned with a tabby cat, which leapt onto the table, looked at the parrot and shook its head.

"I'm afraid your parrot is definately dead," said the vet, handing her the bill.

"Four hundred dollars!" gasped the woman, "just to tell me my parrot is dead!"

"Well," he said, "if you'd accepted my opinion, it would have been $50.00. But with the lab report and the cat scan its $400.00."

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