Run,you old bugger,run!

DOWNER TREVOR ​ :     Breaking and distressing news:         The PM will announce that he is ordering the Immigration Department to start deporting old people (instead of illegal's) in order to lower Old Age Pension Payouts and Medicare costs. Old people are easier to catch, and most will not remember how to get back home! I started crying when I thought of you. RUN, YOU OLD BUGGER, RUN!!         Well . . . . .  Someone sent it to me and I'm not running alone!!!!