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Friday, January 10, 2014

Doctor has bad news and worse news...

English: A doctor examines a female patient.
English: A doctor examines a female patient. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
A doctor says to his patient, “I have a bad news and a worse news”.
“Oh dear, what’s the bad news?” – asks the patient.
The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”
“That’s terrible,” said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”
The doctor replies, “I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

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