There was a knock at the front door of the Pearly Gates. "Hello" said St Peter. "And just who are you friend?
"I was a National Party MP down in New Zealand, looking after 40% of the people there." the visitor replied.
"What about the other 60%." said St Peter?
"Oh, as a famous Empress once said, they can eat cake." he explained.
"And you can go to hell!" replied St Peter slamming shut the gate.
"I was a National Party MP down in New Zealand, looking after 40% of the people there." the visitor replied.
"What about the other 60%." said St Peter?
"Oh, as a famous Empress once said, they can eat cake." he explained.
"And you can go to hell!" replied St Peter slamming shut the gate.
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