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Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Saint Patricks Day today...

Saint Patrick stained glass window from Cathed...Image via Wikipedia
Saint Patrick's Day today...



Today is Saint Patrick's Day which will be celebrated throughout the world.

Just who was this man? Celebrants will dress in green and in some places a special brew of beer will be served, also in green.

Saint Patrick was the patron saint and national apostle of Ireland who is credited with bringing christianity to Ireland. Most of what is known about him comes from his two works, the Confessio, a spiritual autobiography, and his Epistola, a denunciation of British mistreatment of Irish christians. Saint Patrick described himself as a "most humble-minded man, pouring forth a continuous paean of thanks to his Maker for having chosen him as the instrument whereby multitudes who had worshipped idols and unclean things had become the people of God.

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Saturday, February 12, 2011

A story about an overweight Irishman...

Collage of well-known Irish peopleImage via Wikipedia
A story about an overweight Irishman...




An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day ...... And repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.
The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.'

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!

'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'

The Irishman nodded ...

'I'll tell you though, be jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 'tird day.'

'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.

'No, from the fuckin skippin.


Acknowledgements:  http://nultygoestopartick.blog.co.uk

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