Image by Getty Images via @daylifeA priest books into a hotel and says to the receptionist, "I hope your porn channel is disabled?""Its just regular porn you sick bastard." she replied.
How do you get rid of cockroaches? Tell them you want a long - term relationship.
How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None. Men like to keep you in the dark.
Whats the difference between government bonds and blokes? Government bonds mature.
