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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Should I tell her the war is over...

A penitent confessing his sins in the former L...Image via Wikipedia
ShouldI tell her the war is over...…

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said:
“Father.. During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic.”

The priest replied: “That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that.”
“There is more to tell, Father.. She started to repay me with sexual favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays.”

The priest said, “That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger, but two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven.”

“Thank you, Father. That’s a great load off my mind. I do have one more question.”

“And what is that?” asked the priest.

“Should I tell her the war is over?”

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Saturday, January 15, 2011

Not a day for the blokes...

GREENOCK, UNITED KINGDOM - NOVEMBER 18:  In th...Image by Getty Images via @daylifeA priest books into a hotel and says to the receptionist, "I hope your porn channel is disabled?"

"Its just regular porn you sick bastard." she replied.




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