The Princess and the Queen...

I recently discovered this little gem,  and just had to post it for you dear readers:

The Princess and the Queen...

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen so I outrank you. So put the tray-up, Bitch"

Jokers Wild

The Blogfrog

My Likes
 

A lawyer married a woman who had been married ten times...

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands...






On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."



"What?" said the puzzled groom.



"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"



"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.



Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.



Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.



Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.



Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.



Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.



Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.



Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.



Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.



Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"



"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"



"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"


http://communitybloggersevolve.blog.co.uk/