The Princess and the Queen...

I recently discovered this little gem,  and just had to post it for you dear readers:

The Princess and the Queen...

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen so I outrank you. So put the tray-up, Bitch"

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A return home could be a death sentence for Ugandan man...

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Unless we take action together today, a San Diego man named Joseph Bokombe will be deported to Uganda -- where he could be killed for being gay. Uganda is one of the most dangerous places in the world to be lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender. Homosexuality is criminalized in the country, and legislators have previously pushed a “Kill the Gays” bill that would sentence LGBT people to life imprisonment or execution.  Politicians and pastors alike have talked about the moral imperative of “eliminating” homosexuality from the country, and Ugandan newspapers have printed the faces of LGBT people on the covers of their pages, with the caption “Hang them” written underneath. So why would the United States deport an openly gay man to Uganda, where he could be murdered because of his sexual orientation? That’s exactly what’s happening in San Diego, where U.S. immigration officials could send Joseph back to Uganda any minute, where he could face violence, torture, or the prospect of being executed -- just because he is gay. Time is running out. But Joseph’s friends aren’t giving up without a fight. They’ve started an urgent petition on Change.org asking Rep. Susan Davis, Sen. Barbara Boxer and Sen. Dianne Feinstein to stop Joseph’s deportation. Please click here to sign it now, before it’s too late. Joseph came to the United States five years ago from Uganda on a cultural exchange visa. He worked in the music industry, became active in a local church, and volunteered for area nonprofits, including Mental Health America of San Diego County.                  According to friends, Joseph is deathly afraid to go back to Uganda, where he fears he will be targeted because of his sexual orientation. “Joseph deserves to live freely, without fear of being beaten, tortured, or killed because he is gay,” said Hector Martinez, a local activist and friend of Joseph who started the petition on Change.org. “We need to come together as both LGBT people and straight allies to push for Joseph’s safety, and to allow him to stay with his friends and community here in the United States.” Click the link below to send an urgent message to Rep. Davis, Sen. Boxer and Sen. Feinstein asking them to intervene now. Joseph’s life may depend on it. http://www.change.org/petitions/san-diego-gay-man-needs-help-now-to-stop-deportation-to-uganda?alert_id=JqAnrUKpco_VtoaSXEGOH&me=aa Thanks for standing up for Joseph, before it’s too late. Acknowledgements:- Eden and the Change.org team

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Who is the ultimate gay icon of all time? its Britney Bi***

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Who is the ultimate gay icon of all time? It`s Britney, Bi***




"Pop star Britney Spears has been named the ultimate gay icon of all time in a poll by the Equality Project, having beaten off competition from Lady Gaga, Barack Obama and Cher.


Spears took 31 per cent of the vote. Madonna was ranked second with 25 per cent and bisexual Lady Gaga took 22 per cent of the vote in third place. Ironically, Lady Gaga is considered to be the world`s most influential gay rights advocate."

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2011/02/17/britney-spears-named-ultimate-gay-icon/

Lady Gaga, Britney Spears and Madonna are the Holy Trinity of gay icons.

Lady Gaga doesn`t pose a serious threat to Spears` reign as the most beloved gay icon. Lady Gaga may have millions of gay monsters who adore her, but some critics accuse her of pandering to gays and lesbians. Gays and lesbians don`t need the blessing of a publicity hungry celeb to legitimize their community.

However I predict that Madonna will be back on top before you can say "Snap." Madonna has staying power and she`s had a long relationship with gays and lesbians. All girlfriend has to do is release a new album or launch another concert tour and she`ll be the ultimate gay icon again.

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