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Saturday, March 12, 2011

Gay icon Lady Gaga sees red...

Lady GaGa visit Sweden at Sommarkrysset, Gröna...Image via WikipediaGay icon and pop singer  Lady Gaga has threatened to sue a specialist ice cream parlour in London for naming its breast milk ice cream Baby Gaga.

Matt O'Connor, founder of The Icecreamists in Covent garden, said he had received a letter from Lady Gaga's lawyers informing him that the singer planned to sue him over the name."She's threatening  to bankrupt us," he said.

O'Connor denied the flamboyant gay icon and singer inspired the name he chose for the dessert made from breast milk blended with Madagascan vanilla pods and lemon zest.

Acknowledgements: Wellington Dompost
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When humans lost their penile spines and began enjoying their sexual relationships...

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When humans lost their penile spines and began enjoying their sex...

This week from Britain: It is a genetic mutation for which all men and their sexual partners can be grateful for. Scientists have identified the stretch of DNA that caused the human penis to lose its spines.

While many other mammals including chimpanzees, macaque monkeys, cats and mice have hard bristles on the sides of their penis, the male sexual organ is mercifully smooth in human beings. This has been traced to the loss of a genetic switch that activates the growth of penile spines.

This mutation almost certainly evolved as human beings became monogamous. As well as causing discomfort for the female, spines make the penis more sensitive and thus shorten the length of intercourse. Their loss would have made sex more satisfying, promoting pair bonding.

This discovery, published recently in the journal NATURE, offers important insights into human evolution. The research was done by by scientists at Stanford University in California.

Acknowledgements: The Times

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Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven...

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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven...


Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for Six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet, replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance".

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.

"For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot."

"Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people" God continued, pointing to different countries. "And over there, I call this place America.

North America will be rich and powerful and cold, while South America will be poor, and hot and friendly. And the little spot in the middle is Central America which is a Hot spot. Can you see the balance?"

"Yes" said the Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then he pointed to a smallish land mass and asked, "What's that one?"

"Ah" said God. "That's New Zealand, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, rainforests, rivers, streams and an exquisite coast line. The people are good looking, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super- human, undefeatable, strong in character citizens who will be admired and feared by all who come across them".

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then exclaimed, "You said there will be BALANCE!"

God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the buggers I'm putting next to them"

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In Strailya mate...

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In Strailya mate ...


An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one night having a beer.

All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his glass in the air pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.. "In Seth Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice," he says.

The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. "Wull mate, in Noo Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out the same glass either," he says.

The Australian, cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and the Kiwi. He turns to the astonished barman and says," In Strailya mate, we have so many bloody South Africans and  Kiwis that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice.

Acknowledgements: Best of Kiwi and Aussie jokes

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"The Spitfire"...

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George Kerevan of The Scotsman has written a wonderful tribute to the Spitfire on the occasion of its 75th anniversary. An article that I just had to draw your attention to for its poignancy and the skill of its writing. The article is simply entitled- "The Spitfire - An Appreciation". You won't read anything like it in the NZ Herald.

75 years ago today, as darkness loomed across Europe, an achingly beautiful aircraft soared into the heavens on its maiden flight. The plane would become both an eight-gunned instrument of freedom and a near-spiritual symbol of it. The Spitfire was born.

AT 4:35pm on the afternoon of 5 March, 1936, a pilot called Joseph 'Mutt' Summers walked across the grass of Southampton Airport - currently a hub for Flybe. Summers had spent a tiring day testing a new RAF bomber. Now, he had to squeeze in the first flight of a new fighter called the "Spitfire". A plane that would become a legend and - arguably - hold the pass in 1940 long enough to save us from fascism.

[..]The Spitfire was the inspired creation of a true engineering genius, Reginald Joseph Mitchell. He was born in 1895, the son of two Stoke-on-Trent primary school teachers. His poor background precluded university, so he began an engineering apprenticeship with a locomotive builder.

[..] The Spitfire is one of the most beautiful aircraft ever designed. One Battle of Britain veteran later called it "flying totty". Its trademark elliptical wing curves like a piece of Lalique glass. But the wing was more than an ornament. It gave the Spit the manoeuvrability and turn of speed that proved the edge over the Luftwaffe's Messerschmitts during the Battle of Britain.

These are just excerpts. If you're interested in this kind of stuff, please go and read the full article, it is well worth it. Mr. Kerevan finishes off thus-

The nearest the non-pilot will ever get to what it felt like to sit alone in the cockpit of a Spit is a poem by John Gillespie Magee, a Scots-Irish American who came to Britain in 1941 to fight the Nazis:

"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of earth;
"And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
"Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth;
"Of sun-lit clouds - and done a hundred things;
"You have not dreamed of…
"And, while with silent, lifting mind I've trod;
"The high untrespassed sanctity of space;
"Put out my hand and touched the face of God."

On 11 December, 1941, Magee was killed when his parachute failed to open. He was 19. At a time when the RAF is being cut to shreds, we should remember the Spit. But we should also remember the men and women who built it and flew it.

I have to reflect too on a man like Magee, who wrote that wonderful poem at 19, but more, came from America to the UK just to fight against the Nazis. At that young age. And what of today's youth with their nihilistic worldviews and their cellphones and their gaming? Would they go and fly that plane and shoot down other men in planes? Would they write such a poem? A more stark measure of what we have lost would be hard to come by.

Acknowledgements:   NZ Herald

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Monday, March 7, 2011

Some of the trials and tribulations of earthquake-riven Christcurch...

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Some of the trials and tribulations of earthquake-riven Christchurch...


Further to my recent  post,"Taking Things for Granted", I want to comment further about the trials and tribulations of Cantabrians residing in the Garden City of Christchurch.

I mentioned the state of homes and streets in my home town - the damage, the loss of roofs or is it rooves(?)broken bricks, the dried and watered liquefaction - a new word that emanated after the Sept 4 earthquake. There are now heaps of liquefaction lying on the side of the road, waiting for collection by contractors. These are the results of the efforts of home-owners who have shovelled and wheelbarrowed the filthy grey crap from their sections. At the height of the earthquake this filthy grey oozing crap seeped through the ground and over properties and streets, in school yards, factory sites, church grounds and everywhere else. Streets and roads have been damaged by this assault of the "Grey Blob". Does anybody remember the 1960's horror 'The Blob' that attacked an American town and absorbed all lifeforms in its red path? But this stuff still smells a fortnight after the quake.

The eastern suburbs are a mess, and in some streets houses and other buildings will have to be torn down. Some will never be rebuilt there. Some areas will eventually become parkland and reserves.

Power has been restored to over 80% of homes, water to most, but seweage to only 50%. Portaloos are being distributed slowly around these suburbs, and chemical toilets from America are also being distributed to homes in the worst areas.

In the CBD and some suburbs, AOS police (Armed Offenders Squad) are patrolling armed with Glocks on their hips. Kiwi cops are like their British counterparts unarmed on general patrols. This should have some effect on any potential looters or other criminals. These AOS cops are crack shots with handguns and rifles. These policemen in their dark blue are having a positive on crime figures which are about average on normal crime statistics. The regular police in their light blue can concentate on other areas. The 300 Aussie cops are still around assisting their Kiwi counterparts.

I must say I will never forget the international assistance given to Christchurch, especially by our Aussie neighbours and cousins who reacted immediately when the offers of help were accepted. NZ battled away successfully on their own during the first earthquake on Sept 4, but our leaders knew this time it was too big a job for the resources of our country alone. I saw at first hand the results of the second quake two weeks today.

After shocks continue - about seven last night alone. These are badly affecting the nerves of Christchurch residents, including my own family, who have problems sleeping properly. There have ben around 5,000 altogether after the two earthquakes. School has started again for some of the children, but many schools are damaged. The psychological effects on the children, and adults for that matter, are unknown

Seventy thousand people have left Christchurch, most short term, some in the medium term, and others who will never return.

The earthquake of Sept 4 was 7.1 on the Richter Scale, but while the second on Feb 22 was less at 6.3, it was much shallower and had the power of a nine!

The death-toll is currently 166, and should be less in total after it was discovered that the 22 supposed fatalities from the rubble of the Cathedral's spire, did not occur. Forty four names have been released. Despite complaints from the Japanese about the slowness of releasing names, only about ten Japanese family members remain in Christchurch. The NZ coroner has defended the alleged slowness taken by qualifying it was important for families to have the information correct, and rightly so.

From a sporting point of view the Crusaders Super 15 rugby franchise's home games are in doubt at AMI Stadium (the old Lancaster Park)and two will be played in Nelson. A new home is being sought because Nelson is a small ground and the Crusader's franchise has to have regular income. It is not inconceivable that one game could be played against a South African side at Twickenham, possibly the Sharks. Some other sporting events in Christchurch have been relocated as well, notably the Anzac Rugby league test against Australia.

From a more disturbing viewpoint AMI Stadium could be in doubt for the Rugby World Cup. There are visible signs of damage to the stadium. The turf that has been destroyed by liquefaction can, of course, be relaid. It comes in rolls now, just like carpet.

So these are some of the effects on Christchurch from my point of view. I, unfortunately, had to go down to Christchurch to attend my younger brother's funeral, and witnessed the effects on my home town. While I was there I witnessed some aftershocks - one of which was quite sharp and scary, and also learned that Wellington had a couple of earthquakes too while I was absent.

Where else to go? Northland never has earthquakes they say. Christchurch never had a faultline too. Yeah right!

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Saturday, March 5, 2011

Taking things for granted...

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Taking things for granted...

My daughter, my son and I flew back to Wellington from Christchurch at 7:40 am this morning. My brother's funeral was attended by many relatives and friends down there, some coming from the surrounding Canterbury district and Australia. Richard's service was held in the Buddhist monastery on the outskirts of Christchurch City. He converted to Buddhism when he married his Thai wife many years ago. Everybody was made extremely welcome by the abbot and the monks there. He had both a Buddhist and a Christian service. A lovely complex, but the temple is out of bounds until it is inspected by assessors because of the recent earthquake.

It was great to meet up with many of my relatives I hadn't seen for many, many years. But that is the way of funerals. We all need to find some other reasons to meet up, don't we? We as a family will all meet up again at a later date to scatter Richard's ashes at place yet to be decided. Thats the way he wanted it.

During the last few days we have witnessed at first hand some of the difficulties being experienced by Christchurch residents since the earthquake nearly a fortnight ago. Apart from the damage and horrible mess, and the smell of liquefaction, it has been the loss of electricity, water and sewerage that has inconvenienced people down there. Most have water, nearly all have electricity but a great many have had to resort to some basic toilet facilities better known in generations past - a hole at the back of the garden. Many portaloos - portable toilets have been distributed around the eastern suburbs. Can you imagine walking down the street to visit a portaloo, which is something the size of a telephone box? And perhaps even wait in line? We couldn't get into the CBD yet, because that is still a no-go area. Search and rescue has now been replaced by recovery. And the death toll count has continued upwards.

In civil tragedies such as earthquakes in New Zealand, or floods in Australia recently,and many other countries, it is the things you take for granted that can be denied you. People were still without sewerage on their properties months after the first earthquake last September - five months ago.

Christchurch is a sad, sad place, but the people battle on bravely and support one and another. There have been instances of unacceptable and despicable behaviour, but with about 300 Australian police in Christchurch at the moment, their chances of avoiding being apprehended are much less than usual. Catch you all again later!