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Showing posts with label Marriage. Show all posts

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Gay giraffes probably more prevalent than straight ones...


Gay giraffes probably more prevalent than straight ones...

Homosexual behaviour in giraffes is thought to be more prevalent than heterosexual behaviour;

Same-sex greylag geese couples have been known to raise chicks together in life-long unions.

Same-sex spotted dolphin pairs stimulate each other using sonar in a move Flipper-ologists have nicknamed genital buzzing.

Until the late 90s, researchers who encountered same-sex steaminess in the animal kingdom tended to ignore, downplay or frame it as non-sexual.

Petter Bockman was the scientific adviser to Norway's notorious 2007 Against Nature? museum exhibition featuring homoerotic swans and gay whale phallus fencing. He says researchers have customarily described same-sex animal activity as "competition, a form of greeting, ritualised combat, things like that, even when we are talking full anal intercourse with ejaculation".

Now, however, homosexual behaviour is recognised in more than 1500 species, including hyenas, cheetahs, bison, bears, sea otters, kangaroos, hedgehogs, scarab beetles, vampire bats and, last but obviously by no means least, bighorn sheep.

Roy and Silo, two male chinstrap penguins at the Central Park Zoo in Manhattan, became international media stars when their keeper revealed they were raising a chick after previously trying to incubate a rock.

News that animals can be as queer as folk has -- understandably -- been seized on by activists as indisputable proof that homosexuality is as "natural" a human state as heterosexuality.

But while such studies are an essential counter to the homophobic observer bias previously found in that alleged bastion of objectivity known as science, extrapolating from animal to human behaviour is precarious.

Giant pandas in mating programs, for instance, are responding well to watching steamy films of other pandas playing hide the bamboo shoot. Is this a ringing sociobiological endorsement of pornography?

Female bonobo apes engage in sapphic sex almost hourly. Does this mean the human union movement should agitate for routine workplace lesbo breaks?

And, when not humping the living daylights out of other chaps, male giraffes swill females' urine to detect fertility. Should the manufacturers of human contraceptive products be worried?

No, fascinating and thought-provoking as they may be, animal sexual habits are like Rorschach inkblot tests: squint hard enough and you'll see whatever you want.

The argument that natural occurrences automatically have moral worth is also suss. Rape, infanticide, snuff sex and necrophilia are all common in the animal kingdom yet no one's agitating for more humans to hop into these unattractive practices.

In truth, biological determinism can't be used to determine anything except that animals and humans are biologically exuberant and highly resistant to sexual pigeon-holing.

The strongest argument in favour of same-sex marriage is actually ostrich free: it's that a significant portion of the population really wants it for really good reasons, and the case against simply doesn't stack up.

Wednesday's dinner was full of long-term, same-sex partnerships; full of loving, committed people (often with kids) who just want equal access to an institution that -- for all its faults -- remains the zenith of Western coupledom.

"Twelve years ago, when I married Jackie in New York city, we were making a very personal statement of love and commitment to each other," former Australian Medical Association president Kerryn Phelps said of her wedding to former school teacher Jackie Stricker. "What had started out as a private and intimate ceremony soon became the subject of talkback radio discussion, newspaper opinion pieces, dinner party conversations, television documentaries and current affairs stories . . . we felt shocked, violated, overwhelmed. As a citizen of this country, I really should not have to be here arguing for the basic right to have my relationship acknowledged and respected by the laws of the land."

In Australia, homosexual hitching remains illegal because Labor and the Coalition are bipartisan curious on the issue. On February 25, a Marriage Equality Bill introduced by Greens senator Sarah Hanson-Young was defeated 45 votes to five. This was despite polls showing that most Australians support the right of gays and lesbians to say "I do" in some form, making anti-gay marriage moral conservatives the recalcitrant minority in this picture.

Hypocrisy is also a huge issue given that holy matrimony's much vaunted sanctity and solemnity is routinely flouted by heterosexuals in forms ranging from tacky accoutrements (consider the high-heeled bridal sneaker) to infidelity (currently estimated to affect about 41 per cent of marriages if emotional unfaithfulness is also included).

And, given present divorce rates, what are we to make of the federal government's recently tweaked definition of marriage as "the union of a man and a woman to the exclusion of all others for life"? At best, it's wishful thinking. At worst, it's fraud.

Rather than devaluing conventional conjugation, the fact that gays and lesbians are fighting so very hard for access suggests they may be less likely to take the institution for granted and, ironically, be more likely to uphold its old-school values.
Acknowledgements:  The Australian
info@emmatom.com.au

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/homosexual_behavior_in_animals

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Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Senior citizens and the subject of...aging.

My Grandfather (†); photo from January 17.JPGImage via Wikipedia





























Senior citizens and the subject of...aging.



A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.

'Is it true,' she wanted to know, 'that the medication you prescribed

has to be taken for the rest of my life?'

'Yes, I'm afraid so,' the doctor told her.

There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied,

'I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition

because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'.'

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An older gentleman was on the operating table

awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,

a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anesthesia

he asked to speak to his son.

'Yes, Dad, what is it?' 'Don't be nervous, son;

do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well,

if something happens to me .

your mother is going to come

and live with you and your wife....'

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Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you

stop lying about your age and start bragging about it

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The older we get, the fewer things seem

worth waiting in line for

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Some people try to turn back their odometers.

Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way.

I've traveled a long way and some of the

roads weren't paved.

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When you are dissatisfied and would

like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.

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You know you are getting old when everything

either dries up or leaks.

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I don't know how I got over the hill

without getting to the top.

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One of the many things no one tells you about aging

is that it is such a nice change from being young.

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Ah, being young is beautiful,

but being old is comfortable.

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Old age is when former classmates are so gray

and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.

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If you don't learn to laugh at trouble,

you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.

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First you forget names, then you forget faces.

Then you forget to pull up your zipper.

It's worse when you forget to pull it down.

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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground

with sticks, it was called witchcraft..

Today, it's called golf







And----

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A WELL PLANNED LIFE????

Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school.

One asked the other, 'You were always so organized in school,

Did you manage to live a well planned life? '

' Yes,' said her friend.

'My first marriage was to a millionaire;

my second marriage was to an actor;

my third marriage was to a preacher;

and now I'm married to an undertaker.'

Her friend asked,

'What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?'

'One for the money,

two for the show,

three to get ready,

and four to go.


Acknowledgements: Barbara of Lower hutt


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Saturday, April 3, 2010

British couple won $19 million on the UK lottery - husband died destitute...

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British couple won $19 million on the UK lottery - husband died destitute...



Five years ago a British couple won $19 million on the UK lottery, but the husband died destitute.



Five years ago Keith and Louise Gough were on top of the world after winning their multi-million dollar prize. Keith has died through too much drinking and money problems. A flash BMW car, racehorses, an executive box at the Aston Villa soccer club and other extravagance.



Keith drank through boredom, afer quitting his job as a baker, and then finally their 27 year marriage broke down.



The final act in this tragedy was a conman duping Keith of his final couple of million dollars.



He collapsed and died at his nephews place, regretting the fact his wife had bought the lottery ticket which brought him firstly fortune, and finally misery and death.



He was happy to be able to spend the extra time available with his loving wife and pursue his passion of fishing, but just couldn't handle the stress of having too much money which finally destroyed his marriage and his life.


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