What is the similarity? A bit of Anzac humour...
Aussie Bob and Kiwi Pete were enjoying a few beers after a barbie, and got talking about delicacies from their respective countries. After a while Kiwi Pete asked Aussie Bob the following question. "What is the similarity between an Aussie and a kiwifruit?"
"Dunno mate." replied Aussie Bob.
"Well, they are both brown and hairy on the outside, and very green on the inside." stated Kiwi Pete.
"Yeah, brown and hairy on the outside, that's us, mate!" skited Aussie Bob.
"And green as a kiwifruit on the...." demanded Pete.
"Dunno, don't get that part, Kiwi?" questioned Bob.
"Don't worry about it mate. Just give us another beer, Bob
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